A Tale of Two Fails

In the span of less than five hours, I have managed to consume:

• Rice with chicken and veggies all smothered in tomato sauce
• A big as serving of fettucine and chicken with a green salad on the side
• Four slices of Vegemite and spread
• One Mallowpop
• A couple (three? four?) wedges

Tubbytown, here I come. I don't understand why I was so ravenous today! I had a decent brekkie (yoghurt and cereal) and lunch (item #1 on the list), so I don't get why my body suddenly developed the appetite of a bear before it goes into hibernation. I'm usually pretty good at keeping my appetite in check but today it was a complete turnaround. Total self-control fail. My dad reckons it's just the cold weather causing me to eat so much, but still. If I keep eating like I did today I will probably look like a beached whale. Ugh, the image.

I managed to dig something up on YouTube though. It's such a huge fail, it made me feel better about eating so much today. It's the introduction of Little Lulu, but somebody tried to write down the lyrics to it. I reckon that the poor soul who attempted this feat was just listening to the lyrics and writing down whatever sounded right. Enjoy!





And here are the lyrics that were posted:

Oh, Lulu!
Little Lulu, Little Lulu, with freckles on her chin
Always in then now the trouble, the mostly how is in!
Using next neck time for the tale of your kind
Using Mom's lipstick for the letters you write!
Little Lulu, Little Lulu, there's know one like the smart
Cause a matter what you doing? You do it make your heart!
Shining girls are dancing where's the smile in your ride?
Well can be the forward do your neck's surprise
What a surprise!
Oh, the Mom is said I'm 30, is really after 10
Look's like Lulus and repairing in the game!
No, we why? (Why?)
It knows it trueloo
And you very hard to take Little Lulu
We love you
Just the same-the-same!
Little Lulu, we love you
Loo... just... the... same!
Luluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!


Hahahahahahaha

~doublesharp